c/o Mr Pinocchio
8001 Zürich, Switzerland
While exploring Zürich's old town on our recent holiday, Mr Tweets and I were delighted to happen upon Mr Stationery. As you can see, he was very surprised to see us.
Mr Stationery is not a shopfront per se, but has nevertheless been given pride of place in this charming window display. (The shop was actually called Mr Pinocchio, which doesn't strictly fit the criteria of our eccentric enterprise, as it fails to directly personalise its product or service. Apologies, Mr Pinocchio.)
Closer inspection of Mr Stationery reveals that his ears double as note clips, his mouth rubs things out, his eyes hang notes from the fridge and his nose sharpens pencils.
Mr Stationery also answers to the names Monsieur Fourniture and Herr Schreibwaren.
Mr Tweets and I would like to have brought Mr Stationery/Monsieur Fourniture/Herr Schreibwaren home with us, but unfortunately the shop was closed, so he remains where he is. (There is almost certainly a joke in here about stationery/stationary but I'm afraid I can't work out the best way to phrase it.)