7 Northways Parade
London NW3 5EN
Mr Tweets and I are off on holiday tomorrow morning, so today we made a trip to Mr Luggage.
Mr Luggage is a somewhat reclusive character, about whom precious little information is available on the internet. Rumour has it he is something of an insomniac – which is why he always has bags under his eyes. (Mr Tweets, please tweet this joke!)
Mr Tweets and I will be back at work on Tuesday 14 September. Given the current media climate, I should make it clear that we have booked separate rooms for the duration of our trip.
As we enter our week-long hiatus, I would like to take this opportunity to thank those readers who have followed our enterprise so far, particularly those who have submitted comments and suggestions and kept Mr Tweets company on Twitter.
See you anon.