3 Grand Parade
Belfast BT5 5HG
Gentlemen, gentlemen, please make room for the lady.
Mrs Bouquet! Come in, come in. Very nice to see you.
What a beautiful looking shopfront, if I may say so? Wonderfully turned out. Brings a welcome civilised air to this humble little blog, I must say! (Oh, I try to keep it clean and tidy, but unfortunately, there has never been a Mrs Blog to... but enough about me!)
I note from your website that your "brand of service never goes out of style". What a lovely way of putting it! Mr Bouquet is a lucky man indeed – if there is a Mr Bouquet?
But I'm prying, forgive me. Let me apologise – over lunch perhaps? Well then, maybe next week? No, of course, it was a silly idea! Just a suggestion, really! I only meant lunch, naturally!
Mr Tweets, stop sniggering. I was simply asking if the lady would like some lunch.
Thank you Mrs Bouquet for joining us.