58-59 Tylacelyn Road
Tonypandy CF40 1JU
As we reached a low point yesterday with Mr Stainless, I think we may as well get Mr Creemy out of the way now too.*
If I am honest, he is not one of my favourite Misters. There’s something slightly off-putting about his name, and the ‘ee’ spelling doesn’t help. The fact that Mr Creemy is based in a place called Tonypandy also makes me uncomfortable, although I accept this is an irrational prejudice on my part.
Mr Creemy sells ice cream and is no doubt very good at what he does. There are several reviews on the Qype website, which are overwhelmingly positive, apart from one which complains of black hairs in the ice cream. I won’t reproduce the review about black hairs in the ice cream here, as some readers may be enjoying a morning cappucino and won’t want to be thinking about black hairs in the ice cream. Judging by the other reviews, the black hairs in the ice cream incident was an unfortunate one-off in any case.
Right, I’m going to move on now. Please see the footnote for a joke about Mr Creemy.
* If you don’t like the look of this post, you could always ‘skim’ read it!