164 Westcombe Hill
Blackheath SE3 7DH
If we continue the film theme from yesterday, we could consider Mr Kebabies to be a sort of ‘prequel’, in which we trace the formative experiences of Mr Kebab’s early childhood. Even from an early age, we can see him developing an active interest in burgers and chicken, not just kebabs.
Another theory is that Mr Kebabies is home to the offspring of Mr Kebab. Sort of a Mr Kebab: The Next Generation. The problem with this theory is that I have been unable to track down a Mrs Kebab to complete the family.
This would suggest the babies were born out of wedlock. Given the nature of Mr Kebab, I think it’s safe to assume Miss Fitness wasn’t involved – or at least I hope she wasn’t. I suppose we’ve all done things we regret with a kebab late at night.
Right, hopping off this train of thought now!
Tomorrow we move away from kebabs to something else. (I haven’t decided what yet.)